Addison: No I don't, I'm 35.
Telling bedtime stories.
Addison: Once upon a time, grandpa said 'gobble gobble gobble' and his turkeys came and ate food from his hand. The End. (Grandpa does have turkeys that come in his back yard, and he does gobble)
After running into the wall and hitting her head.
Mommy: Addison, there's a wall there.
Addison: Well, who put it there?
Singing O' Victory in Jesus
Addison: ....He punched me to victory...
Mommy: I think the dish washer handle is broken.
Addison: I didn't do it!
Addison: Mom, I'm one of the Veihl kids
Mommy: Nope, I'm pretty sure you're not.
Another bedtime story.
Addison: Once upon a time, mommy was stubborn. The End. (I don't think I like this story)
Watching Miss M at school make out receipts.
Addison: You know you have to give some of that money to Jesus.
A couple days after watching Mr. Popper's Penguins.
Addison: Mom, I don't want a penguin.
Mommy: Why not?
Addison: Because it will poop on my shoe.